Jonathan's NEW rules

Well... not so NEW, more like recently written and gone over with him.
The rules are:

1) Use furniture appropriately.
----That MUST have provoked this:
the literalist KNOWS the rule is 'use furniture appropriately', and so when I said to him "Jonathan no standing on the couch" he very calmly said "Mom, I am not standing on the couch, I am standing on your boppy."